142. A SYNONYM IS A WORD YOU USE WHEN YOU CAN’T SPELL THE WORD YOU FIRST THOUGHT OF.
Posted Saturday, January 9th, 2010 at 1:35AM.
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190. IF SOMEONE WILL SIT WITH YOU AT MIDNIGHT AND CORRECT YOUR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS WHILE SENDING YOU MESSAGES THAT KEEP YOU AWAKE - MARRY THEM, LOVE THEM, NEVER LET THEM GO.
Posted Saturday, January 9th, 2010 at 1:29AM.
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362. NO, YOU FAILING YOUR MIDTERM IS NOT “GAY”, IT IS UNPLEASANT. LEAVE HOMOSEXUALITY OUT OF YOUR FAILURES.
Posted Friday, January 8th, 2010 at 11:38PM.
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291. WHEN YOU EAT A PICKLE YOU REALLY EAT A ZOMBIE CUCUMBER.
Posted Friday, January 8th, 2010 at 11:38PM.
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386. FOR FUCK SAKES: IF YOU LIKE HER, TELL HER.
Posted Friday, January 8th, 2010 at 11:10PM.
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406. IF YOU FAKE POKE ME ON FACEBOOK ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO REAL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BOOK.
Posted Friday, January 8th, 2010 at 11:10PM.
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410. STAYING ON THE INTERNET UNTIL 4AM ON A REGULAR BASIS IS NICE, BUT THE DARK CIRCLES UNDER YOUR EYES FROM DOING SO ARE NOT.
Posted Friday, January 8th, 2010 at 11:10PM.
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478. SOMETIMES YOU AREN’T WHAT SOMEONE IS LOOKING FOR AND YOU NEED TO ACCEPT IT.
Posted Friday, January 8th, 2010 at 10:52PM.
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495. IF YOU HAVE A PULSE, YOU HAVE A PURPOSE.
Posted Friday, January 8th, 2010 at 10:22PM.
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